Galien Girls
Galien Girls are from Galien, MI. They're the kind of people who think a smart phone is a magical device that can also talk to cows and somehow always know the correct answer to every question.
A Galien Girl tried to use my phone. She thought the camera was a new kind of cow feed.
At the grocery store, a Galien Girl asked the clerk if the bread had Wi-Fi.
My friend’s Galien Girl sister tried to use a tablet. She said it was 'too modern' and also asked if it had a cow app.