galician
Galicians are people from a smelly part of Spain that thinks it's the center of the universe. They have their own weird language, and they won’t shut up about their heritage, even though they got kicked out of the Celtic club by the Romans.
I was born in Noia, and I will die proud. You can’t take that from me.
Galicia is the best place to eat, drink, and walk the Camino until you’re dead.
I’m Galician, Celtic, and I don’t give a damn what you think.