galician - A Galician bruise is the worst kind of pain you can feel. It

A Galician bruise is the worst kind of pain you can feel. It’s when you get hit real hard with a guy’s penis, and it hurts like hell.

I got hit with a guy’s penis, and I still feel it.

That bruise was from a guy who didn’t know his own strength.

I got hit so hard, I think I broke my ribs.