galic
When someone you like licks their hand and slaps it across your face like you’re a kid who stole their snack money.
My cousin galic’d me at the family reunion and I still smell like old cheese.
My boss galic’d me during a meeting and I had to wipe my face with my coffee cup.
My crush galic’d me in front of the whole class and I turned red like a tomato on a hot grill.