galesteropus
A sudden, profane explosion of disbelief when something so ridiculous happens it makes you question your whole life.
When my teacher said we’re learning math on a rollercoaster. 'Galesteropus!' I said.
My friend told me he’s now a part-time astronaut. 'Galesteropus!' I yelled.
My dog just got a scholarship to become a ballet dancer. I said, 'Galesteropus!'