galeon
A lousy web browser that runs on Linux and thinks it’s cool because it’s lighter than Firefox. It’s like the fat kid who still shows up to the party and tries to impress everyone with his tab management.
"Galeon? That’s the browser my grandpa uses. It’s like a relic.", @LinuxHater123
"I tried Galeon, and it blocked my pop-up like it was my enemy.", @TabManiac
"Galeon is the only browser that makes me want to rip my tabs out.", @TabRipper