Galen's penis
It's a tiny cylinder full of 7 and a half stds that smells like regret and old pizza. Stay away or you'll get the worst kind of infection.
My sister kissed it and now she has a rash and a bad attitude.
My dad touched it and now he's coughing up stds and shame.
My cat tried to lick it and now it's dead and covered in blisters.