galeano
The last name of a bunch of loud, obnoxious, smart-ass people who think they’re the center of the universe. Being related to a Galeano means you’ll probably end up at a fancy restaurant where someone drops a whole plate of food on the floor and no one says a word.
My cousin Galeano walked into a bar and the bar got nervous.
My aunt Galeano tried to explain quantum physics at a family reunion and no one listened.
My uncle Galeano once ate an entire pizza in one bite and then laughed like a hyena.