Gale Cartwright
A washed-up old man who tries to get young women to date him. He's so desperate he uses porn to fake an erection. He yells at people on VaughnLive just to keep his show going.
He told a girl, 'You're 28. I'm 63. I'll marry you.'
He kicked a fan off his show because he didn't like his face.
He said, 'I'm not done yet. I've got 10 more years.'