Galbull - A lie that’s so ridiculous it’s like you’re speaking to a do

A lie that’s so ridiculous it’s like you’re speaking to a donkey, but you say it with the confidence of a superhero.

I didn’t throw the book at the teacher. I just gave it a little wave. (It hit the teacher.)

I didn’t fight the principal. I just had a little chat. (You got suspended.)

I didn’t eat the whole cake. I just had a small snack. (The cake is now a legend.)