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A lie that’s so bad it should be taught in school, and you say it with all the confidence of a rockstar.

I didn’t throw the chair. I just gave it a friendly goodbye. (It’s now on the floor.)

I didn’t eat the whole cake. I just had a snack. (There’s no cake left.)

I didn’t run away from the dog. I just had a quick trip. (You’re still hiding.)