Galbull - A lie so dumb it’s like a toddler told it, but you say it li

A lie so dumb it’s like a toddler told it, but you say it like you’re winning the lottery.

I didn’t drink the whole bottle of soda. I just took a sip. (The bottle is now empty.)

I didn’t run away from the dog. I just took a quick detour. (You’re still hiding under the couch.)

I didn’t eat the whole cake. I just had a little snack. (There’s no cake left.)