Galbo
A redheaded, muscle-filled man who drinks until he falls over, stares at people like he’s trying to scare them, and spends all day online doing stuff that nobody cares about.
Galbo drank 15 beers and fell over in the hospital. Still scary.
He stared at me for 10 minutes. I think I’m his next target.
He spent all day on a website called ‘Weird Stuff for Important People.’ Still not important.