Galbo
A redheaded, meaty arm man who drinks until he passes out, stares at people like they owe him money, and spends all day online looking for weird stuff to make him feel important.
RT @Galbo: I drank 12 beers and now I'm on the floor. I'm still important though.
Galbo just stared at me for 10 minutes. I'm scared.
Found a website that sells tiny little pigs. I'm buying 50.