Galbert-Kun
A freakin’ legend on fanfiction. net who writes so much it’s like he has a pen stuck up his butt and a keyboard glued to his face.
He wrote a story about a toaster getting revenge on a vampire. It got 50 reviews.
He posted a fic about a dragon who cries glitter. It got 200 likes.
He once wrote a whole series about a chicken who became president. It got 1000 reviews.