Galaxy Mustache
A guy so straight he’d knock out a rainbow if it tried to be cool. And NYX thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread.
You’re the Galaxy Mustache? No wonder you’re so smug. You’ve got NYX as your girlfriend and you’d punch a rainbow if it said hello.
If I had your attitude, I’d be dating a goddess and not my science teacher.
You’re the kind of guy who’d walk into a bar and make the whole place shut up.