galaxy liaison - Getting your butt pounded with a fancy chocolate bar, then w

Getting your butt pounded with a fancy chocolate bar, then watching your pet eat it, throw it up, and your love gets it in the face.

My dog ate the chocolate bar I got for my girlfriend, then puked it on her. Classic galaxy liaison.

I got hit with a chocolate bar, my cat ate it, then threw it up on my mom. What a mess.

My butt got smashed with a chocolate bar, my parrot ate it, then pooped it on my crush. Total disaster.