Galaxy Buds - Earphones that look fancy but sound like a dying cat and cos

Earphones that look fancy but sound like a dying cat and cost more than your first car.

My Galaxy Buds sound like a cat that’s been hit by a truck. I can’t stand them.

I dropped my Galaxy Buds in a puddle. Now they make a weird bubbling noise.

I tried to use my Galaxy Buds during a Zoom call. My teacher asked if I was underwater.