Galax
Galax is the strongest laxative in the universe. It hits you like a freight train and leaves you screaming in the bathroom like you just saw your ex with your best friend.
“I ate at the local diner and now I’m in the bathroom crying.”
“My cousin went to Galax and now he’s a ghost in the bathroom.”
“Galax is the reason my dog runs from me like I’m a monster.”