Galax
Galax is the shithole of Southwest VA. All you do is sit in the Walmart parking lot, 4-wheel through mud, and talk like you’re on a country radio ad. Everyone’s got a chip on their shoulder and a grudge against the 7th grade.
“I live in Galax and my neighbor’s dog fights my dog for no reason.”
“Galax is where the school system is so bad they teach math with crayons.”
“If I don’t get out of Galax, I’m gonna die in the Walmart parking lot.”