Galax Jellyfish
A giant, floating mess that happens when gravity gives up, drainage turns into a joke, and bad choices make a public park shower cough up hair and cum like it’s going out of style. It’s the reason why you should never walk around without shoes.
I saw one in the park and immediately took off my shoes and ran.
My cousin’s dog ran into one and now it’s stuck to the floor.
I swear my shower turned into a Galax Jellyfish last night.