Galavauntieing
When a galavanter is so desperate to be your auntie that she'll do anything, even if it means losing a few fingers, and she's still smiling through the pain because she knows one day she'll be the cool auntie.
My cousin tried to be my auntie by burning my hair off. I still don't know why she thought that was a good idea.
My neighbor tried to be my auntie by stealing my dog. He still hasn't come back.
My mom tried to be my auntie by eating my lunch. I'm still hungry.