Galarkalark - The person you can rely on to be there, even if they’re also

The person you can rely on to be there, even if they’re also the one who started the mess.

My galarkalark started the food fight, but he’s the one who cleaned it up.

He’s my galarkalark. He’s the reason I still have friends.

If I don’t text my galarkalark, he texts me with a picture of the mess I made.