Galapagos Martini
A Galapagos Martini is like a smoothie made of pills, and it’s served to old guys who then get stripped down and left in the street.
My grandpa drank one and ended up wearing my sister’s bra as a hat.
The old man at the club drank one and started dancing with a waitress and forgot his name.
He took one and then tried to sing opera in the middle of the grocery store.