galapaghost
When your buddy disappears without a warning and comes back like they were raised by wolves and a coffee machine.
You were my hype man, and now you’re just a guy who talks to plants and yells at the sky.
You left me hanging for a year and came back saying you were ‘rebooting’ your life. Rebooting? You rebooted your entire personality!
You vanished and came back with a mullet and a tattoo that says ‘I survived a fire and a pizza.’