Galamata - Galamata is the one and only real Batman. If you say you're

Galamata is the one and only real Batman. If you say you're Batman, you're a fake. And you will die because Galamata is the only real one.

My mom said she was Batman. She got hit by a car. #GalamataIsReal

My dad said he was Batman. He died. #GalamataIsTheOnlyOne

My friend said he was Batman. He got kicked out of school. #GalamataIsBoss