Galactocracy
A system where aliens take over your planet just to see if you can handle their loud opinions and your mom’s bad choices.
‘Your mom’s new job is the most chaotic thing we’ve seen since the Big Bang,’ said the alien mayor.
Your uncle got a promotion in the Galactocracy and now he’s the guy who brings snacks to meetings.
The planet just got a new law: ‘No more screaming in the void, it’s annoying.’