Galactocracy
A government run by space-farting aliens who think Earth is just a parking lot and don’t give a damn about your homework or your ex’s new hair.
‘I’m not responsible for the gravity,’ said the alien president, while Earth’s oceans got a migraine.
My dog just joined a Galactocracy and now he’s got a badge and a side hustle selling alien snacks.
The council of stars said, ‘We’re not here to save you, we’re just here to laugh at your drama.’