Galacticunt
The most legendary cunt in the universe, but it’s just a made-up idea, like saying your lunch is the best ever, but it’s just a sandwich.
The galacticunt is so legendary, it’s got a Wikipedia page and a side hustle as a meme.
My teacher says the galacticunt is real, but I think she’s just mad at me.
The galacticunt is so bad, even the moon won’t shine near it.