Galactic Tools
A human who lives in a world of gay porn and bad choices, and doesn't know the difference between a Tuesday and a breakdown
He missed three days of work because he was ‘dealing with a gay porn-induced existential crisis.’ That’s a Galactic Tool’s version of a Monday.
She told her boss she was ‘spiritually unavailable’ because of a gay porn subscription. That’s a Galactic Tool’s excuse.
He cried at a gay porn movie and then tried to eat a whole pizza. That’s a Galactic Tool’s Tuesday.