galactic politics
When guys use a silly space-related word to describe their terrible dating skills, like they're trying to be a hero in a movie.
He said he's a galactic politician. I said, 'That's just a guy who can't ask a girl to the movies.'
She asked him what he does. He said, 'I do galactic politics.' I said, 'That's just a fancy way of saying you're trying to flirt with her.'
He told me he's got a galactic politics summit. I said, 'That's just you trying to avoid talking to me.'