I'm in love with my ex even though we're on opposite sides of the galaxy and I still haven't forgiven him for the time he cheated on me with my best friend's sister.

My girlfriend is 10 light years away and she still thinks I'm the best lover ever even though I've been messaging her every day for three years and she hasn't replied once.

My mom said I'm wasting my life by being in love with my coworker who works at the space station 100 million miles away and still thinks I'm the best thing since sliced bread.