My boyfriend is on Mars and still thinks I'm the best thing since sliced bread even though I've been messaging him every day and he's been ignoring me for a month.

I'm in love with my neighbor who lives on Neptune and I still think he’s the best thing since sliced bread even though he’s been ignoring me for two years and I’ve been messaging him every day.

My cousin is in love with her coworker who works on a spaceship 500 light years away and still thinks he’s the best lover ever even though he's been messaging her every other day and she’s been ignoring him for a year.