galactic fail
When your fail is so bad it needs a new word just to describe how bad it was. This is not a fail. This is a fail explosion.
I forgot my birthday and showed up to the party wearing a shirt that said ‘I’m a vampire’ and no one believed me.
My dog ate my homework and then my cat ate my dog. I had to write the essay with my hands tied behind my back.
I tried to do a TikTok dance and fell off the couch. My mom took a video and posted it on Facebook.