Galactic Creamsicle
It's when you're so f***ing gay you get stuck on the Starship Enterprise with Spock and he slaps a Galactic Creamsicle down your throat like it's a punishment.
I swear I got a Galactic Creamsicle for being too loud in the turbo lift.
Spock gave me one because I cried when the warp engine broke.
I got a Galactic Creamsicle for talking to the computer like it was my ex.