Gala dezkov - The type of person who’s so good, you’d probably throw a tan

The type of person who’s so good, you’d probably throw a tantrum if they ever left. You’d probably even swear at them for it.

My brother is a Gala dezkov. He lets me borrow his video games and never yells at me.

My boss is a Gala dezkov. He gives me days off and still pays me.

My idol is a Gala dezkov. I would’ve fainted if they ever quit.