gala apples
A huge, saggy, disease-infested schlong that looks like it came from a sewer. Usually found on a skinny, black, mentally broken man who thinks he’s a king.
@dannydanny: My dad’s schlong is bigger than the Great Wall of China. #GalaApple
Danny: That thing is full of dirt and pus. I’m terrified of it. #GalaApple
Danny’s dad: I’m the king of the schlongs. #GalaApple #SchlongKing