Gal Pal Soulmate
A Gal Pal Soulmate is your best friend who acts like your lover because she knows you're too lazy to find a real one.
You're my lover in disguise. I'm not falling for your boy nonsense.
If you had a real lover, I'd be your best friend. But you have me.
You're my lover. My actual lover is asleep on the couch.