Gakster
A Gakster is a human who acts like a meth-cooked raccoon. They're high, they're wild, and they'll probably try to eat your face.
My cousin is a Gakster. He stayed up for three days straight and now he talks to walls.
I saw a Gakster at the store. He tried to haggle with the clerk. The clerk ran.
My teacher says I'm a Gakster. I think she's just jealous.