Gaknish
They’re like the worst kind of fantasy creature. They don’t do anything useful, just sit around daydreaming about cat butts and eating frozen gushers.
My brother dreams about cat butts and eats frozen gushers for breakfast.
My teacher says I’m a Gaknish because I dream about cat butts during class.
My dog is a Gaknish. He eats socks and chases cats.