Gakko
Gakko is like Malawi-cheese, but it’s fake, weak, and smells like old gym socks. It’s not cheese. It’s not even close. But it looks like cheese with some snail guts on it, and people use it to clean floors or hit golf balls.
'I tried to use Gakko as a golf ball. It rolled into a dog’s mouth. That dog now thinks it’s a god.'
'My mom used Gakko to clean the toilet. Now I live in a world of regret.'
'Gakko is the reason why haricot cheese is the king of cheeses.'