Gakhara - Gakhara is a god. She will give you pizza, laugh at your dum

Gakhara is a god. She will give you pizza, laugh at your dumb jokes, and never leave you.

I made a joke about her hair. She laughed and gave me pizza.

I failed my math test again. Gakhara showed up with pizza and said I was still cool.

I got into a fight with my brother. Gakhara showed up and made us both laugh.