Gake and Fay - When you’re so mad you make up nonsense to mock someone and

When you’re so mad you make up nonsense to mock someone and then realize you’re just as stupid as them.

My mom said I was the best. I said I was the worst. Gake and Fay.

The guy in line cut me off. I said he was a robot. Gake and Fay.

I failed the test. I said it was a conspiracy. Gake and Fay.