Gak
An old man who plays a gum leaf to lure kids into his white Ford Falcon, where he steals their childhood and replaces it with snacks and bad life choices.
'That old man with the gum leaf is the reason I hate math and like snacks.'
'He played the gum leaf so well, I had to follow him into his Ford Falcon.'
'That gak man took my childhood, my snacks, and my dignity.'