Gak Trizzy
A straight-up Gakkin trizzy is when you're so clueless you think your bad decisions are actually good luck.
'I didn't study for the test, but I passed! That's a Gak Trizzy!'
'He got fired but said it was a promotion. Classic Gak Trizzy.'
'She spilled coffee on her boss and said it was a blessing. Total Gak Trizzy.'