Gak-Rack - A woman so sticky and gooey you could probably use her as a

A woman so sticky and gooey you could probably use her as a glue bottle and still have enough left to stick your brother’s face to the ceiling.

My crush is a Gak-Rack. I tried to touch her hand and my whole arm got stuck.

The Gak-Rack at the mall stuck my phone to her leg. Now I have to text her every day.

I asked my teacher if I was a Gak-Rack. She said, 'You're more like a Gak-Rack who forgot to shower.'