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A woman who uses her phone like it's a sacred object and talks to you like you're her last hope.

'I'm texting my ex. Also my mom. Also my dog. Also my therapist.'

'You're the only person who texts me back. Also the only one who texts me in all caps.'

'I'm not ignoring you. I'm just choosing to text my ex instead.'