Gajanand
Gajanand is the reason why Ganesha got a new look. He’s the guy who hangs on to someone else’s girlfriend and has the face of a sad elephant.
He asked my girlfriend out. She said no. He texted her: 'You’re the worst.'
He tried to impress my girl by doing a dance. It looked like a pigeon had died in his shoes.
He showed up at the concert with a sign that said 'I will never let you go.' My girl laughed so hard, she snorted soda.