Gajanand
Gajanand is like a broken elevator. He’s always hanging around someone else’s girlfriend and looks like he’s been living in a trash can.
He texted my girlfriend: 'Hey, wanna go get ice cream? I’ll bring the trash can.'
He showed up at the restaurant with a plate of pizza and a face that looked like it had been dragged through mud.
He tried to kiss my girl. She ran out and took the bus. He followed her.