Gaiti - A person who eats stromboli on Sundays like it's the only th

A person who eats stromboli on Sundays like it's the only thing keeping them from exploding

I ate so much stromboli on Sunday my pants were tight like a prison cell.

My neighbor is a Gaiti. He eats stromboli so much he looks like a balloon animal.

I'm not a Gaiti, but I ate four stromboli and felt like I was about to burst.